Opening bowler (unless he is captain), demands a bat at 5 (which is
higher than his average), apparently a great slip fielder (but can’t
catch). Recognisable as the angriest man on the cricket pitch. Keeps a
nice scorebook though.
Arm biomechanically tested and approved. Rest of body pending...Burning
desire to signal "one short" when umpiring. Team-mates notice that most
of his batting efforts are "one short" of the lofty single figures